Quiz: Are You a Nut, Berry or Sour? (Girls Only. Well, you can Take it if You're a Boy, but it'll Get Very Awkward!)
This quiz is to test whether you're a Nut (weak alkali), Berry (weak acid), Sour (strong acid) or teacher's pet...by taking you through a typical day of middle-school! Results will be on the Quiz Answers page.
1. It's FTP! What would you do?
a) Flirt with the boys! Or maybe take a piece of paper and put them in order of rank.
b) Rush to the washroom and growl about the Happy Nuts and how bad life is to me.
c) Go next door to find my HN BFF! Then we'll round up the other Nuts and maybe
discuss a new idea for a zine.
d) Visit the teachers' staff room and ask her how good it is doing her occupation!
e) Huddle up with friends and catch up with the latest gossip going around the school.
2. Now, FTP is over, and lesson is starting. After 10 minutes of your boring Math teacher droning about fractions, you see a note on your desk. What do you do?
a) Open it up and see! Squee! It's from a boy! I'd better write back immediately and toss
it over to him. NOW!
b) Peek inside. Hmmph, Acorn was supposed to toss it to her 'fellow Nut' Almond, but
missed. Oh, and now both of them are looking over to me, frantic! I'm going to tear
this to shreds, then. Almond will never see what Acorn wrote for now! Bwa-ha-ha!
c) Open it. Oh, it's Coconut! But I'm not gonna read it. Whatever she's telling me can wait
a bit longer.
d) Huh, a note! TEACHER! SOMEONE"S PASSING NOTES IN CLASS!
e) It's my friend, telling me that (a very annoying person to me) failed the Math test!
Better answer her! That's some juicy gossip!
3. Okay, Math is over. You see the teacher leave the classroom, and the whole class waits for the next teacher. But after ten minutes, the teacher still doesn't arrive. What now?
a) I'll stay inside the classroom and chat with my boyfriend. Or maybe take out my cell
phone and have a selfie!
b) Sit in my chair and count down the time that passed.
c) Get out of the classroom and stay on guard for the teacher. If he/she comes, I'd better
warn the class!
d) Go to the staffroom to ring the teacher. With a handmade pie. And a chocolate cookie!
e) There's no time to waste! While (person from c)) is watching out for the teacher, I can
go chat with my BFFs!
4. The teacher is coming out of the staffroom! He's/she's walking down the hallway to your room! What's your reaction?
a) What?! Coming? Nooo! I'm gonna have to switch off my phone!
b) Who says? You're not the boss of me!
c) Tell the class, "Guys! The teacher's coming! Get back to your seats! HURRY!"
d) "Mr/Ms, here's a pie that I made with my very own hands!" (Teacher speaks) "Wait,
you can't have it yet?" (Teacher speaks) "Oh, the workbooks! Can I help you take a
few?"
e) What? When? NOW?
5. So it's English lesson. The teacher's assigning project-groups by lucky draw. Who do wish to get for your partners?
a) My boyfriend! Or any other cute boy in the class! And maybe some girls just like me!
b) I don't care; as long as I can take charge, anyone's fine!
c) Of course my besties! But any non-MAS should be fine...as long as they are willing to
do stuff!
d) Anyone! The teacher knows what he's/she's doing, so why fuss? We should ALWAYS
listen to the teacher!
e) My best friends! But the best is if they want to do most of the stuff! And if we can talk
about (a random classmate who recently got a haircut)'s ugly hairstyle!
6. Group work over! Now it's time for recess! You rush out of the classroom immediately. Where're you going, and why?
a) To the basketball court and hang out with the cute boys!
b) Somewhere. No reason. Why do you want to know?
c) To find my friends from other classes. And up to the library. Then we can work on the
new book and check out the websites we made!
d) The teacher's staffroom! So I can ask the teacher what we'll be learning next unit. I
want to be prepared and be smarter than everyone else!
e) Secret hideout. I'm not telling you where it is! But the other (name of club)s are all
there. With phones out!
7. It's 10 minutes before the end of break. You have to go to another room. What do you do?
a) Continue with what I'm doing. Since happy times past so fast, why not make them last
a bit longer?
b) Pack my things. Then steal my enemy's!
c) Pack things, switch off the lights and air-cons, then go straight up! Wow, I'm the
second one there! Hi Almond! You're early!
d) Follow a teacher to the next room. He's/she's teaching the next lesson! Oh, God, I left
my things downstairs! Bye (teacher)! I have to get my stuff!
e) Escape the secret hideout and lock the door behind. Better get there before the
teacher scolds us...again!
8. Two more lessons pass, and it's lunchtime! Your stomach is growling. What do you tell
your friend, who's busy washing her braces?
a) I won't say anything! I'd rather starve than go down to the cafeteria first! I'm gonna
spend every little moment with him!
b) Friends? I don't have friends. Oh, you mean her? That's one of my enemies!
(Me: Do you have any non-enemies?)
c) "Hey, (friend), mind if I go down and snag a seat first?" (Friend speaks) "Great! See ya
there!" (Dash off!)
d) By my friend, you mean the teacher? Oh, you mean (teacher's pet)! "Hey, I'm going
down first!" (Dash off, leaving an apple on teacher's desk)
e) Gather up the club together and gossip for a while when waiting for my friend to finish
with her braces. Hey, we're stronger as a pack!
9. The gang is all here, down at the cafeteria! A friend opens his/her lunch. It's your fave meal! What do you say to your friend?
a) "Omigosh! Is that (lunch)? AWESOME! Can I have a bite? Just one bite!"
b) I told you I eat alone! Do you need to visit the ear-doctor?
(Me: Actually, an ear-doctor is called a otolaryngologist...)
c) "Nice lunch you got there! I wish we could trade!"
d) "Oh wow! That's my favorite, and (fave teacher)'s too!"
e) "Hey, can we split that? We might be (number of people in gang) bodies, but we're one
heart!"
10. Lunch is over. You go back upstairs to find your class's patrollers. What do you say before entering?
a) "Oh, I am truly sorry. I have to come in. You can't force me to go out, though!"
b) Nothing
c) "Oh, hey there! Mind if I come in? I know it's not my day, yes, but I have nowhere else
to go."
d) "I'm coming in, folks! (Teacher) told me to bring in the textbooks!
e) (Sarcastically) "Oh, pardon me! I'm so sorry for the interruption! Mind if I enter?"
(Fiercely) "And don't you dare say no!"
11. Three more lessons, and it's time to go home. You pack your bags and get ready to head out the classroom. But you hear your friend (a girl) shouting, "Wait for me!" What's your response?
a) "Sorry, I have to go out for a date! My boyfriend left already, and I can't be late!
Toodles!"
b) I. Have. No. Friends!
c) "Fine, fine. But please hurry!"
d) "I'm so so so sorry I can't. I have to be at my French class, and I don't want to be late!
And after that I have Spanish class. And Japanese class. And Italian class. And --"
(Me, cutting you off: We get the point.)
e) "I'll count to twenty, and you'd better be done! One, two, three..."
12. The day's over. Your results are to be calculated. And I have to leave. Bye?
a) "Byeeeee!"
(Me: Bye! Good luck with your date!)
b) "Hmmph. I thought there would be NO MORE QUESTIONS!"
(Me: Someday you're going to get a taste of your own medicine...)
c) "Bye! Thanks for the interview! Once I get home I'm going to check my results."
(Me: Thanks so much! You'll like what you see!"
d) "Au revoir! Adios! Sayonnara! Ciao!"
(Me: I really get the point already!)
e) "Bye bye!" (Friends echo. Then I get back to gossiping -- my favorite hobby!)
(Me: Bye!)
1. It's FTP! What would you do?
a) Flirt with the boys! Or maybe take a piece of paper and put them in order of rank.
b) Rush to the washroom and growl about the Happy Nuts and how bad life is to me.
c) Go next door to find my HN BFF! Then we'll round up the other Nuts and maybe
discuss a new idea for a zine.
d) Visit the teachers' staff room and ask her how good it is doing her occupation!
e) Huddle up with friends and catch up with the latest gossip going around the school.
2. Now, FTP is over, and lesson is starting. After 10 minutes of your boring Math teacher droning about fractions, you see a note on your desk. What do you do?
a) Open it up and see! Squee! It's from a boy! I'd better write back immediately and toss
it over to him. NOW!
b) Peek inside. Hmmph, Acorn was supposed to toss it to her 'fellow Nut' Almond, but
missed. Oh, and now both of them are looking over to me, frantic! I'm going to tear
this to shreds, then. Almond will never see what Acorn wrote for now! Bwa-ha-ha!
c) Open it. Oh, it's Coconut! But I'm not gonna read it. Whatever she's telling me can wait
a bit longer.
d) Huh, a note! TEACHER! SOMEONE"S PASSING NOTES IN CLASS!
e) It's my friend, telling me that (a very annoying person to me) failed the Math test!
Better answer her! That's some juicy gossip!
3. Okay, Math is over. You see the teacher leave the classroom, and the whole class waits for the next teacher. But after ten minutes, the teacher still doesn't arrive. What now?
a) I'll stay inside the classroom and chat with my boyfriend. Or maybe take out my cell
phone and have a selfie!
b) Sit in my chair and count down the time that passed.
c) Get out of the classroom and stay on guard for the teacher. If he/she comes, I'd better
warn the class!
d) Go to the staffroom to ring the teacher. With a handmade pie. And a chocolate cookie!
e) There's no time to waste! While (person from c)) is watching out for the teacher, I can
go chat with my BFFs!
4. The teacher is coming out of the staffroom! He's/she's walking down the hallway to your room! What's your reaction?
a) What?! Coming? Nooo! I'm gonna have to switch off my phone!
b) Who says? You're not the boss of me!
c) Tell the class, "Guys! The teacher's coming! Get back to your seats! HURRY!"
d) "Mr/Ms, here's a pie that I made with my very own hands!" (Teacher speaks) "Wait,
you can't have it yet?" (Teacher speaks) "Oh, the workbooks! Can I help you take a
few?"
e) What? When? NOW?
5. So it's English lesson. The teacher's assigning project-groups by lucky draw. Who do wish to get for your partners?
a) My boyfriend! Or any other cute boy in the class! And maybe some girls just like me!
b) I don't care; as long as I can take charge, anyone's fine!
c) Of course my besties! But any non-MAS should be fine...as long as they are willing to
do stuff!
d) Anyone! The teacher knows what he's/she's doing, so why fuss? We should ALWAYS
listen to the teacher!
e) My best friends! But the best is if they want to do most of the stuff! And if we can talk
about (a random classmate who recently got a haircut)'s ugly hairstyle!
6. Group work over! Now it's time for recess! You rush out of the classroom immediately. Where're you going, and why?
a) To the basketball court and hang out with the cute boys!
b) Somewhere. No reason. Why do you want to know?
c) To find my friends from other classes. And up to the library. Then we can work on the
new book and check out the websites we made!
d) The teacher's staffroom! So I can ask the teacher what we'll be learning next unit. I
want to be prepared and be smarter than everyone else!
e) Secret hideout. I'm not telling you where it is! But the other (name of club)s are all
there. With phones out!
7. It's 10 minutes before the end of break. You have to go to another room. What do you do?
a) Continue with what I'm doing. Since happy times past so fast, why not make them last
a bit longer?
b) Pack my things. Then steal my enemy's!
c) Pack things, switch off the lights and air-cons, then go straight up! Wow, I'm the
second one there! Hi Almond! You're early!
d) Follow a teacher to the next room. He's/she's teaching the next lesson! Oh, God, I left
my things downstairs! Bye (teacher)! I have to get my stuff!
e) Escape the secret hideout and lock the door behind. Better get there before the
teacher scolds us...again!
8. Two more lessons pass, and it's lunchtime! Your stomach is growling. What do you tell
your friend, who's busy washing her braces?
a) I won't say anything! I'd rather starve than go down to the cafeteria first! I'm gonna
spend every little moment with him!
b) Friends? I don't have friends. Oh, you mean her? That's one of my enemies!
(Me: Do you have any non-enemies?)
c) "Hey, (friend), mind if I go down and snag a seat first?" (Friend speaks) "Great! See ya
there!" (Dash off!)
d) By my friend, you mean the teacher? Oh, you mean (teacher's pet)! "Hey, I'm going
down first!" (Dash off, leaving an apple on teacher's desk)
e) Gather up the club together and gossip for a while when waiting for my friend to finish
with her braces. Hey, we're stronger as a pack!
9. The gang is all here, down at the cafeteria! A friend opens his/her lunch. It's your fave meal! What do you say to your friend?
a) "Omigosh! Is that (lunch)? AWESOME! Can I have a bite? Just one bite!"
b) I told you I eat alone! Do you need to visit the ear-doctor?
(Me: Actually, an ear-doctor is called a otolaryngologist...)
c) "Nice lunch you got there! I wish we could trade!"
d) "Oh wow! That's my favorite, and (fave teacher)'s too!"
e) "Hey, can we split that? We might be (number of people in gang) bodies, but we're one
heart!"
10. Lunch is over. You go back upstairs to find your class's patrollers. What do you say before entering?
a) "Oh, I am truly sorry. I have to come in. You can't force me to go out, though!"
b) Nothing
c) "Oh, hey there! Mind if I come in? I know it's not my day, yes, but I have nowhere else
to go."
d) "I'm coming in, folks! (Teacher) told me to bring in the textbooks!
e) (Sarcastically) "Oh, pardon me! I'm so sorry for the interruption! Mind if I enter?"
(Fiercely) "And don't you dare say no!"
11. Three more lessons, and it's time to go home. You pack your bags and get ready to head out the classroom. But you hear your friend (a girl) shouting, "Wait for me!" What's your response?
a) "Sorry, I have to go out for a date! My boyfriend left already, and I can't be late!
Toodles!"
b) I. Have. No. Friends!
c) "Fine, fine. But please hurry!"
d) "I'm so so so sorry I can't. I have to be at my French class, and I don't want to be late!
And after that I have Spanish class. And Japanese class. And Italian class. And --"
(Me, cutting you off: We get the point.)
e) "I'll count to twenty, and you'd better be done! One, two, three..."
12. The day's over. Your results are to be calculated. And I have to leave. Bye?
a) "Byeeeee!"
(Me: Bye! Good luck with your date!)
b) "Hmmph. I thought there would be NO MORE QUESTIONS!"
(Me: Someday you're going to get a taste of your own medicine...)
c) "Bye! Thanks for the interview! Once I get home I'm going to check my results."
(Me: Thanks so much! You'll like what you see!"
d) "Au revoir! Adios! Sayonnara! Ciao!"
(Me: I really get the point already!)
e) "Bye bye!" (Friends echo. Then I get back to gossiping -- my favorite hobby!)
(Me: Bye!)